Tuesday, 26 June 2007

Forwarded Email...

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男人最怕的三个 答案 (Three answers most scared by men)

( 1)随 便 (Whatever)
男:今天 晚上咱们吃什么? Men: What to have for dinner?
女:随便。 Women: Whatever..
男:吃火锅吧。 Men: Why not we have steamboat?
女:不行,吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。 Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
男:要不咱们吃川菜。 Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
女:昨天 刚吃的川菜,今天又吃 ....... Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
男:那咱们吃海鲜去? Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
女:海鲜不好,吃了拉肚子。 Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
男:那你 说吃什么? Men: Then what you suggest?
女:随便。 Women : Whatever..

( 2 )都行 (Anything)
男:那咱们现在到底做什么? Men: So what should we do now?
女:都行。 Women: Anything
男:看 电影怎么样?很久没看电影了。 Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
女: 电影有啥好看的,耽误时间。 Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
男:那打保 龄球,运动运动? Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
女:大热天的运什么动啊,不嫌累啊? Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
男:那找个咖啡店坐坐,喝点水。 Men: Then find a café and have drink
女:喝咖啡影响睡眠。 Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
男:那你说干什么? Men: Then what you suggest?
女:都行! Women: Anything

( 3 )看你 (You decide)
男:那咱 们干脆回家好了。 Men: Then we just go home lo
女:看你。 Women: You decide
男:坐公车吧,我送你。 Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
女:公 车又脏又挤,算了吧。 Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
男:那就打 车走。Men: Ok we will take Taxi
女:这么近的路不划算。 Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
男:那走路好了,散散 步? Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
女:空着肚子散哪门子步啊? Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
男:那你想怎 么着啊? Men: Then what you suggest?
女:看你。 Women: You decide
男:那就先吃饭? Men: Let's have dinner first
女:随便。Women: Whatever...
男:吃什 么? Men: Eat what?
女:都行 Women: Anyting
(看看四下无人, 杀了她...... ) (Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)

17 comments:

  1. Girls...Which one you use the most?
    Boys...Prepare your knife!

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  2. 1&2&3都不會發生在我身上,我會說吃日本菜---去游夜水----要打的回家

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  3. 因为这样所以有人发明了whatever和 anything的饮料

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  4. 世界上有一种神奇的力量叫“心灵相通”,找到了它就不会有1,2和3的出现。。。
    so...boys...no need to prepare your knife,,just think about ur heart!

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  5. 骗人。。。
    有时候也会自已骗自已。。。
    怎样可以心灵相通?
    Boys...keep your knife, just in case...

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  6. 千真万确。。。
    骗自己就代表那是事实咯,只是口不对心。。。
    做到信任和了解就自然能找到心灵相通。。。
    boys...trust it u will get well-being...

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  7. 可能要等一百年吧。。。
    boys...keep the knife still.

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  8. 如果只是等的话,一千年你也等不到啦。。。
    肯定是要付出和牺牲的。。。
    boys...depend on u want to be a Mr.Lonely or believe this true story

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  9. 姜果然老的辣。。。
    没话说。。。

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  10. 是真人真事啦,有机会再和你分享。。。
    yeah... i've won !

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  11. 我是可爱的小天使啦。。。:)
    是上天派我来拯救你的。。。Mr.Lonely!

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  12. 哎呀。。。
    要那样说出来咩。。。
    在外国工作时这样的啦。。。
    lonely :(

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